Top power women secrets

I will admit from time to time I have let mine go a little while unattended. I say bravo to these top women admitting it out loud.
"It's a miracle I'm here," said keynote speaker Maria Bello, star of "World Trade Center," in describing her hectic morning as a multi-tasking mom during which she finally got around to "shaving two-week old growth" under her arms.
"I still have two-week old growth," quipped fellow "World Trade Center" star Maggie Gyllenhaal, another keynote speaker who, like Bello, earned accolades for her role in the Oliver Stone-directed drama about the September 11 attacks.
The Hollywood Reporter named Amy Pascal, co-chairman of Sony Corp (NYSE:SNE - news)'s Sony Pictures Entertainment, as the most powerful woman in Hollywood, followed by Anne Sweeney, president of Walt Disney Co's Disney-ABC Television Group. Judy McGrath, chairman and CEO of Viacom Inc's MTV Networks ranked third place.
Much of the discussion involved the swelling ranks of women in Hollywood boardrooms as well as in politics and other industries.
Bello drew loud applause when she exclaimed: "I'd just like to say this: The speaker of the House is a chick!," referring to incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, a California Democrat.

Excuses for missing work

Workers who are chronic offenders may be running out of ideas. Forty-one percent of hiring managers said they have received unusual or suspicious sick day alibis. Sixty-two percent did not believe them, according to the survey. When asked to share the most unusual excuses employees gave for missing work, hiring managers offered the following examples:
1) Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.
2) A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging the employee every time she tried to go to her car from her house.
3) Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his expecting wife.
4) Employee called from his cell phone, said he was accidentally locked in a restroom stall and no one was around to let him out.
5) Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof while drunk.
6) Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores to do around the house.
7) One of the walls in the employee's home fell off the night before.
8) Employee's mother was in jail.
9) A skunk got into the employee's house and sprayed all of his uniforms.
10) Employee had bad hiccups.
11) Employee blew his nose so hard, his back went out.
12) Employee's horses got loose and were running down the highway.
13) Employee was hit by a bus while walking.
14) Employee's dog swallowed her bus pass.
15) Employee was sad.
The survey was completed in September 2006 and included 1,650 workers and 1,150 hiring managers nationwide.

Shopping in the ghetto

Landlord showed up at snitch bitches old house with a big dumpster in the driveway. Who would have guessed she left it a pigsty. Well about the time they got the bottom of the dumpster lined with junk here come all the neighbors out. First it was the adults they weren't shy at all they jumped right in the dumpster and started picking out their prizes. Then after the adults were done and the landlord left in moved the children. It was like early Christmas presents for them. Yes snitch bitch's quick exit made it an early Christmas present for all in the neighborhood. Smile everyone the sun will come up tomorrow. Bye.

Weather change

I just love this goofy weather one day it's seventy degrees the next it's thirty. I'm just glad it was nice warm days while we watched snitch bitch pack her shit and go. Don't you just love people who have to sneak away when moving. All I can say is God help the next neighborhood she moves to. No need to worry much right now unless you live in a motel. Well I have to get ready to work later all.

Happiness is

happy day are here again the snitch bitch troublemaker is moving away. I'm gonna have to celebrate. Maybe even throw a party. I'm to happy to type right now be back later.

Here comes the cold

I'm starting to love cold weather makes everyone stays inside so they can't mess with people. Figures though it was nice this weekend and i had to work. Now I'm off and its cold. Thats ok I'll just get drunk on wine. Might blog again afterwhile. Bye.

Guess what

Thats right she's at it again she found her next victim. Seen this one coming I think snitch Bitch kinda had to fell her out, the newest addition to the neighborhood. A single mother raising I think four kids. We'll call them the "Foul Crew", anyway yesterday the oldest was out there kicking over snitch bitches lawn furniture and look like she stole some utinsels too. Words went back and forth next thing I hear is snitch bitch's kid pushed one of the foul crew kids, about same age. She fell screamed she broke her arm, don't see no cast. Then today one of the foul crew spit on another kid so snitch bitch called the cops to complain about the bad kids. Now that brings us back up to date and I have to work this weekend have to put my camaras on. Later all.