Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Top power women secrets

I will admit from time to time I have let mine go a little while unattended. I say bravo to these top women admitting it out loud.
"It's a miracle I'm here," said keynote speaker Maria Bello, star of "World Trade Center," in describing her hectic morning as a multi-tasking mom during which she finally got around to "shaving two-week old growth" under her arms.
"I still have two-week old growth," quipped fellow "World Trade Center" star Maggie Gyllenhaal, another keynote speaker who, like Bello, earned accolades for her role in the Oliver Stone-directed drama about the September 11 attacks.
The Hollywood Reporter named Amy Pascal, co-chairman of Sony Corp (NYSE:SNE - news)'s Sony Pictures Entertainment, as the most powerful woman in Hollywood, followed by Anne Sweeney, president of Walt Disney Co's Disney-ABC Television Group. Judy McGrath, chairman and CEO of Viacom Inc's MTV Networks ranked third place.
Much of the discussion involved the swelling ranks of women in Hollywood boardrooms as well as in politics and other industries.
Bello drew loud applause when she exclaimed: "I'd just like to say this: The speaker of the House is a chick!," referring to incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, a California Democrat.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Excuses for missing work

Workers who are chronic offenders may be running out of ideas. Forty-one percent of hiring managers said they have received unusual or suspicious sick day alibis. Sixty-two percent did not believe them, according to the survey. When asked to share the most unusual excuses employees gave for missing work, hiring managers offered the following examples:
1) Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.
2) A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging the employee every time she tried to go to her car from her house.
3) Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his expecting wife.
4) Employee called from his cell phone, said he was accidentally locked in a restroom stall and no one was around to let him out.
5) Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof while drunk.
6) Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores to do around the house.
7) One of the walls in the employee's home fell off the night before.
8) Employee's mother was in jail.
9) A skunk got into the employee's house and sprayed all of his uniforms.
10) Employee had bad hiccups.
11) Employee blew his nose so hard, his back went out.
12) Employee's horses got loose and were running down the highway.
13) Employee was hit by a bus while walking.
14) Employee's dog swallowed her bus pass.
15) Employee was sad.
The survey was completed in September 2006 and included 1,650 workers and 1,150 hiring managers nationwide.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Shopping in the ghetto

Landlord showed up at snitch bitches old house with a big dumpster in the driveway. Who would have guessed she left it a pigsty. Well about the time they got the bottom of the dumpster lined with junk here come all the neighbors out. First it was the adults they weren't shy at all they jumped right in the dumpster and started picking out their prizes. Then after the adults were done and the landlord left in moved the children. It was like early Christmas presents for them. Yes snitch bitch's quick exit made it an early Christmas present for all in the neighborhood. Smile everyone the sun will come up tomorrow. Bye.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Weather change

I just love this goofy weather one day it's seventy degrees the next it's thirty. I'm just glad it was nice warm days while we watched snitch bitch pack her shit and go. Don't you just love people who have to sneak away when moving. All I can say is God help the next neighborhood she moves to. No need to worry much right now unless you live in a motel. Well I have to get ready to work later all.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Happiness is

happy day are here again the snitch bitch troublemaker is moving away. I'm gonna have to celebrate. Maybe even throw a party. I'm to happy to type right now be back later.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Here comes the cold

I'm starting to love cold weather makes everyone stays inside so they can't mess with people. Figures though it was nice this weekend and i had to work. Now I'm off and its cold. Thats ok I'll just get drunk on wine. Might blog again afterwhile. Bye.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Guess what

Thats right she's at it again she found her next victim. Seen this one coming I think snitch Bitch kinda had to fell her out, the newest addition to the neighborhood. A single mother raising I think four kids. We'll call them the "Foul Crew", anyway yesterday the oldest was out there kicking over snitch bitches lawn furniture and look like she stole some utinsels too. Words went back and forth next thing I hear is snitch bitch's kid pushed one of the foul crew kids, about same age. She fell screamed she broke her arm, don't see no cast. Then today one of the foul crew spit on another kid so snitch bitch called the cops to complain about the bad kids. Now that brings us back up to date and I have to work this weekend have to put my camaras on. Later all.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

He said "Lord" he lost his freedom

Now I think it has gone to far when you take away a mans freedom for saying Lord. Thats as unamerican as you can get.Alawyer was thrown in jail for saying lord in the court room. He was sentenced to two days in jail, seventy hourscommunity service, and his law license suspended for thirty days. If we can no longer use the word Lord or God in this country why is it on all of our money. To show how much God is a part of this country on December 1st don't spend any money that has the word God on it. Money will be the last thing God is removed from because politicians love money too much. Bye for now.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Wanted back

Well looks like I'm gonna go back to work part time manager called me desperately needing help so I said ok. It's hard to tell those sweet old people at the VFW (Veterans of foreign Wars) no. This means I will be eating some awesome food them little old ladies know how to fix some good food. They always take good care of me down there too. I'll have to tell mangy ole mutt I'm going back to work last time I seen him he said he hadn't been in for awhile. I told them though it's only temporary till they find someone else. Looks like I'll be putting on my winter fat this year them girls are always telling me I need to eat more. So hi ho hi ho it's off to work I go again. Bye for now.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Banning tag

Are we still in America? What is going wrong with this world? Banning the game of tag during recess. That's like taking hotdogs out of the stadiums at ball games. Well kids in a suburban Boston school are no longer allowed to play tag at recess. If you want to make sure your kids sit around and do nothing fun move to Attleboro Massachusetts enroll them into Willett Elementary School. There they are not allowed to play any games that involve chasing, don't that pretty much rule out any kind of game that involves running. I can see the average weight of that town going up. Not a fan of moving to Massachusetts try Cheyenne, Wyoming, Spokane, Washington. Or if you don't want your kids playing any unsupervised contact sports at all try a suburban of Charleston South Carolina. No wonder kids are turning to violence they can't do anything that is fun anymore. Can't you all see your kids crying out for attention,if they can't get attention being good they will get it by being bad.

Snitch Bitch on prowl again

Beware snitch bitch is on the prowl again she's out taking pictures of kids with her cell phone. What is she up to who will be the accused child molester this week. She even took a picture of my son , I wonder maybe I should turn her in taking pictures of little kids that ain't even hers. Makes you wonder what kind of person she is and what her plans are for these pictures. But I covered my sons butt even if she doctors the pictures to look like something I took pictures at the same time. Oh and another tip about her beware of inbred boxers she has mom, dad, and son. They run loose all the time no fence no nothing. I've even seen the son trying to mount mom last time she was in heat. So glad we have a leash law in this town dog pound has already been by and done nothing.

Monday, October 16, 2006

When stupid people do stupid things

I laughed my ass off when I heard this good news. The snitch bitch lynch mob really screwed up this time . The man they have been accusing of being a child molester is actually in like a big brother program. We have a place here in our neighborhood that helps kids in trouble and apparently he is part of this program. The kids get slips to go places with him to do things. So I'm thinking if he is cleared with childrens square to help kids I highly doubt that he is a child molester. Maybe that explains why we haven't seen the snitch bitch lynch mob out lately. Word also has it that he informed the police of their drug usage. And apparently this girl he said something to about not wearing a bra is nowhere to be found and no one knows who she was apparently. Once again snitch bitch making up stories to start trouble. Maybe now our police force finest will finally realize this woman is a trouble maker and do something to her. Don't worry I will keep you updated.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Old man winter

Well here comes that time of year for everyone to snuggle and keep warm. That time of year to pick the last of the garden. Put away all your summer fun. Clean up the yard one more time. Thats right here he comes old man winter. The first snow is in the forecast and we just got done with wearing shorts it seems. This earth keeps going the way it is we're only gonna have 2 seasons summer and winter. So anyway today and the next few days will be busy getting winterized. So let it snow let it snow let it snow. I'll be ready will you? Later.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Gun shots fired?

I was in my kitchen cutting some fresh baked bread when all the sudden bang, bang, bang, bang. Yep you guessed it neighbors again this time i dont think it was his paintball gun. Sounded louder and didn't see it when he ran in his back door. Don't know if he shot someone or something. Don't plan on any cops showing up to see either it's dark out. So if that guy they have been lynch mobbing comes up dead tomorrow I may be a witness. If I come up dead my neighbor already knows who to point finger at. K.D 333 (code). Hope to talk again soon bye for now I hope.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Sunday hangover

Thank god today was a quiet day in the neighborhood I was too hungover to have to keep an eye on everyone. It was a long day of little to nothing getting done I just didn't have the energy to do much. Then my team lost today so that didn't help my blah feeling. So not much to say today still feel yucky. No beer for awhile for me back to the hard stuff my body handles it better. God I'm getting too old for these hangovers.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Lynch Mobs

Well here we go again the neighborhood lynch mob has their victim running scared. They are now using baseball bats, rocks, and teenage kids. The snitch bitch gang has now turned into a lynch mob. I think I figured out why our police keep believing them (besides their scared). What these guys do is have some of their friends stay at their homes and watch from outside so if the police ask them their independent witnesses. I just can't believe their accusing this guy of being a petifile they have drank and partied with him. They have let their dogs play together and snitch bitch even let her twelve year old daughter go with him alone in his truck to go swimming. What a two-faced bitch. That's four people all together now that she has accused of being a child molester my two boys, my husband, and now this guy whose next. I can't wait till this woman moves from our neighborhood and god help you if she moves to yours hide all the men she'll think their child molesters. Sure wish our police department would wise up. Bye for now all.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

neighborhood thugs

Well looks like the neighborhood thug gang has found someone else to pick on. I think this guy is a little slow up top too. He just don't quite seem all there. He made some comment to a female about not wearing a bra and these guys were on the move. About twenty of them after one guy. Calling him a petifile and pervert and everything else. What struck me as odd though was snitch bitch was right there too accusing. And this would be the same guy that she let her daughter (about12) ride in his truck alone to go swimming at the YMCA. So some explain to me if you think someone is a child molestor why would you let your 12 year old daughter go swimming alone with them. Yes snitch bitch is the same one who tried to tell me my kids do whatever they want and run amuck and the same night her daughter almost burns down thier house while the parents are at the neighbors partying. God I can't wait till they move away.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

I'm back

I knew I had this blog but I forgot the name and I finally found it scribbled on a piece of paper. Now I can post more blogs on it and get it all set up. As far as updates on neighborhood still have snitch bitch living here and dead beat drunk. I do believe time is running out though snitch bitch's hubby lost his high paying job. They was borrowing money off of a handicapped guy I know, I'm glad his brother moved from neighborhood so now he's not around all the the time for them to take his money. So the neighborhood has gotten a little quieter less drinking and partying cause they cant afford it. Hopefully soon snitch bitch is moving because the dead beat drunk has been trying to be friendly again so I figure snitch bitch is moving soon. Keep all fingers crossed. bye all.

Monday, May 08, 2006

myideas no man is completely worthless he can always serve as a bad example
myideas the man upstairs works in mysterious ways...... when someone tells you your kids run amuck and do whatever they want then later that night thier house almost burns down because they left thier kid alone while they partied.
who do you think the man sent a message to.